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Cult classic ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ is totally bonkers

Cult classic ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ is totally bonkers

“Wolf of Wall Street” is my favorite movie of all time. Right ahead of “Jackass 2.5” (for obvious reasons, easily the most underrated movie of the “Jackass” franchise), “The Big Short” (such an accurate representation of the financial market), and “Happy Gilmore,” of course. It’s hard to explain,
augiemirror Mar 31, 2022
Patteson sparkles on-screen in chilling new Batman movie

Patteson sparkles on-screen in chilling new Batman movie

Love is complicated. It’s complicated when you choose to fight for it, and it’s even more complicated when it requires you to face new realities. How about a self-sacrificing love between a hundred-year-old vampire and a seventeen-year-old human? Instead of the usual problems that couples tend to face
augiemirror Mar 31, 2022
Updated weight room dress code includes Topless Tuesdays

Updated weight room dress code includes Topless Tuesdays

In response to recent dress code criticism, the Elmen Center is introducing a new program to appease disgruntled patrons. Topless Tuesdays will allow students more freedom with their attire in the weight room for one day a week. “We really just felt this was a good opportunity to let up
augiemirror Mar 31, 2022

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